Somehow, it got worse.
Posted: February 1, 2017 Filed under: Movies Leave a comment
You know the saying, “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it?” Well, this franchise was already pretty broke, and yet they managed to break it worse.
I used to have multiple personalities, but we’re ok now.
Posted: January 29, 2017 Filed under: Movies Leave a comment
I started my #366Flicks project with an M. Night Shyamalan movie, most would say his best one in quite a while. It only seems fitting that I start blogging again (at a much less insane pace) with another Shyamalan movie that is even better.
Post Credits Scene
Posted: October 11, 2016 Filed under: #366Flicks, Movies | Tags: #366Flicks Leave a comment
Oh wow. I finally did it! Just in time to be another year older. It’s been a long run. I blacked out for a while there, what did I miss?
Wait, WHO is running for president?!
The Magnificent Twenty-One
Posted: October 11, 2016 Filed under: #366Flicks, Movies | Tags: #366Flicks Leave a comment
There are no original ideas left. Every story that can be conceived already has been. Take heart in knowing that no matter what great narrative you’ve dreamed up, someone has already done it, and better. Time is cyclical, the snake is eating its tail, nothing changes ’cause it’s all the same, the world you get’s the one you give away, it all just happens again way down the line.
But hey, no pressure, creators!
(Spoilers within.)
Everything that’s old is new again.
Posted: October 2, 2016 Filed under: #366Flicks, Movies | Tags: #366Flicks Leave a comment
“Hey, guys, my sister and her friends disappeared and probably died horribly when they went camping in those cursed woods. Despite the massive search for them and it being twenty years later, this blurry YouTube video makes me think she may somehow still be alive in there! Wanna go camping with me to try and find them?”
“….yeah, no.”
THE END
While my shamisen gently weeps.
Posted: September 24, 2016 Filed under: #366Flicks, Movies | Tags: #366Flicks Leave a comment
A young boy must go on a quest to retrieve three magical golden items, each one requiring the defeat of a great foe to acquire. He’ll meet mystical characters and discover new powers to help him along the way. Only once he has all three golden objects will he be able to defeat the magical inhuman being threatening his existence.
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THE LEGEND OF ZELDA! BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!
What’s that about finishing last?
Posted: September 17, 2016 Filed under: #366Flicks, Movies | Tags: #366Flicks Leave a comment
The Nice Guys features hard-boiled detectives in 1977 Los Angeles exposing a conspiracy that has resulted in the murders of several young people in the porn industry. And it’s a comedy!
I used to have multiple personalities, but we’re ok now.
Posted: September 9, 2016 Filed under: #366Flicks, Movies | Tags: #366Flicks Leave a comment
An undiagnosed bipolar man suffering from delusions and violent outbursts and a woman coping with depression brought on by sudden extreme emotional loss walk into a bar enter a dance competition.
Hilarity ensues! (Some spoilers ensue as well.)
Crazy Cage is the best Cage.
Posted: September 1, 2016 Filed under: #366Flicks, Movies | Tags: #366Flicks Leave a comment
What do you get when you take a movie will all the rich nuance and emotional depth of Tommy Wiseau’s The Room (reviewed here), give it some semblance of a budget, cast actual actors, and set it in New Orleans?
…well, not much.
Albuquerque
Posted: August 26, 2016 Filed under: #366Flicks, Movies Leave a comment
Your magnanimous movie maestro has just returned from a road trip from his home in the Deep South all the way up to the wild suburbs of Illinois. Next week he’ll be headed all the way to Atlanta for DragonCon. What better way to celebrate all this time on the open road than by watching all six of the Wrong Turn movies?
Wait… there are SIX of these things? Oy. You’d think after four wrong turns they’d be going the right direction again.
BluThundur's Ranting and Raving 